TendieTensor
WallStreetBets-weighted trade ideas (fun but factual)
Last Updated: October 2025
Welcome to TendieTensor — your AI-powered, WSB-flavored stock idea generator. By using this site, you agree to these Terms & Conditions (“Terms”). If you disagree, please close this tab and go watch cat videos instead.
TendieTensor provides AI-generated market analysis and trade ideas. These outputs are for entertainment and educational purposes only and should not be construed as financial advice. We’re not your financial advisor, broker, or fiduciary. No tendies are guaranteed.
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TL;DR — Don’t sue us if your YOLO goes wrong. Do your own research, stay humble, and trade responsibly.
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