TendieTensor
WallStreetBets-weighted trade ideas (fun but factual)
Last Updated: October 2025
Welcome to TendieTensor — where AI meets the glorious chaos of WallStreetBets. We take your privacy seriously (even if we joke about everything else). This Privacy Policy explains what data we collect, why we collect it, and what we do with it.
We keep it simple:
- To maintain and improve the site’s functionality. - To monitor AI performance and prevent abuse. - To debug, optimize, and occasionally laugh at aggregated user trends. - We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information. Ever.
We may share limited non-personal data with:
All trade ideas and analyses are generated by AI and may use anonymized data from public web sources. No personal data is processed in the creation of these outputs. We encourage you not to input personal, confidential, or financial account information anywhere on the site.
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We retain minimal logs and analytics for site performance and compliance purposes, typically 30–90 days. Emails or voluntary submissions may be retained longer if relevant to active communication.
We use standard security measures to protect our systems. No online service is 100% secure, so please don’t share sensitive financial or personal details through public channels.
We may update this Privacy Policy periodically. The date at the top reflects the latest version. If major changes occur, we’ll post a notice on the homepage.
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TL;DR — we respect your privacy, don’t sell your info, and just want to make smarter (and funnier) stock insights.
TendieTensor is not financial advice. Nothing here is investment, trading, legal, tax, or any other form of professional advice. All content, commentary, and memes are for educational and entertainment purposes only — you’re responsible for your own trades, your own gains, and your own tears. We’re just internet strangers generating spicy numbers and jokes.
Market data shown may be delayed, inaccurate, or hallucinated by an over-caffeinated AI. Do your own due diligence (DYOR), consult a licensed professional if you must, and don’t risk money you can’t afford to lose (or explain to your significant other).
We don’t guarantee profits, alpha, tendies, or emotional stability. Historical results ≠ future performance. The only thing guaranteed here is volatility — in both your portfolio and your sanity.
By using this site, you agree that you alone are responsible for any gains, losses, margin calls, tax liabilities, and existential dread that result from acting on anything you read here. We disclaim all liability for financial loss, emotional trauma, or broken keyboards.
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